Shoop Da Wow

Are you tired of regular old towels,sham wows, and sham WOOHOO!!s ?
Well Shoop da wow is the product for you
Get rid of those peskey spills not just by wiping them or shoving them away...NO!!!
With shoop da wow you can completely obliterate that spill (and most of you house) in a matter of seconds =3
this product is not avalible in any legal store(s) call 555-555-555 to order today, but wait call now and you'll recieve 1 more shoop da wow for the price of 18 shoop da wows!!!
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i did not make this, i foud the pic of the guy and shoop online and used gimp magic
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**warning**
hazards may include
-sudden evaporation
-loss of limbs and family member
-sudden death
-and std's
-major or minor property damage
-pedofile molesting
-electric discharge
-unessesary attention of the media
-explosive diarrhea

shoop da wow might not be for everyone
contact your doctor to see if shoop da wow is right for you

**don't delay buy today!!!**
=3